Famous dialogues of Garam Masala

Here are a few famous dialogues from the movie "Garam Masala":

"Zindagi mein teen cheezon ke peeche kabhi nahin bhagna chahiye: bus, train aur chhokri." (Translation: "In life, you should never run after three things: bus, train, and girls.")

"Life mein teen cheezein kabhi underestimate nahi karna chahiye: I, Me, and Myself." (Translation: "In life, you should never underestimate three things: I, Me, and Myself.")

"Yeh galat hai, yeh bahut galat hai, inhone mujhe chuna hi kyun?" (Translation: "This is wrong, very wrong. Why did they choose me?")

"Pyar andha hota hai, sab pagal ho jate hain." (Translation: "Love is blind, everyone goes crazy.")

"Jab aadmi ek aurat ko utni hi baar propose karta hai jitni baar woh batati hai ki woh usse pyar nahi karti, toh samajh lo usse pyar ho gaya hai." (Translation: "When a man proposes to a woman as many times as she says she doesn't love him, then understand that he has fallen in love with her.")

These dialogues capture the essence of the film's humor and playfulness.